Why Is It Important To Know That Big-Foot Knew And Met Jesus?

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The team of our movie prop agents let me know that we now have the screen-rights to Big-foot We Are all Thankful. The Movie needs several properties to film this so we can all camp ourselves in the Blair Witch-project 4 + 7 and scare people to death in their own skins. Yes, In Ozark Acres, We have Tom to thank for, for his ingenuity and safety since Bigfoot was spotted only 7 miles from his last encampment. I don't know how Tom made it out of the woods alive by himself, but somehow, after a confrontation with Bigfoot, He moved away, back to his own state, and, since then, I've been trying to convince him to get back down and see what he was so afraid of. He even scared me with his story about Bigfoot.
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